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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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