Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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