A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Laugh

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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