- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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