Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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