What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Take this and put it- No.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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#Hanging Degus

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Anti Joke

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