What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Walnut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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