Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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