How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Me

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Anti Joke

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