"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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