Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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