Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Pinus Testicles

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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