What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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