a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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