A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Ken wins!

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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An atheist walks into a church

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