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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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this site is funny.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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