What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Communism hehe xd

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ur gay

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Unflushed Shit...

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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