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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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I told you it would happen

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Hello

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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hi patrick

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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were at work systems r down

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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