What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Dear John,

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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A whole 'nother.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Poop

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Are you Drew?

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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