Daym im romantic

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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