- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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