Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Lets go Yankees

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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irish man drinking john smiths

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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whats 2+2? 4

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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