- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Justin Bieber's mother.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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