Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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kesha is a virgin.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Women's Rights Movement

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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