Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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