why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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V I T A M I N C !

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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