Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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women's rights

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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