911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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