What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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YOU

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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