A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Dubstep < Music

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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