why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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