raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

V I T A M I N C !

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What what In the butt

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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