- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Dont look at me.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??