Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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