what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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roses are red violets should be purple

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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batman has diarrhea

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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