Good job, son.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Hey how is your wife and my kids

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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