Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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French people

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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hi

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What flys? A fly

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Anti Joke

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