A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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