A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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