An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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