whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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A man walking on a beach looks into the surf and sees a beautiful oil lamp floating to shore. Wondering who in the heck uses oil lamps anymore, he picks it up, sees a bit of crust on the side, and rubs it clean. Just then a burst of smoke comes out of the lamp, and a genie floats out and stands before the man. "Oh master, thank you for releasing me from the lamp. In thanks, I grant to you one wish. Anything you ask for, it will be true," said the genie. "One wish? What happened to three," asked the man. "Dude, don't push it. We're in a recession. So what's your wish?" "OK. OK. I ... I... I WISH I WAS RICH!" screamed the man. The genie folded his arms, blinked twice, scratched his nose, nodded his head, and spun in a circle twice. "And it is SO!" he cried out. The man looked at himself, looked at the genie, but nothing seemed to have changed. "WTF, genie. Am I rich?" The genie replied, "Well no. You said, 'I wish I was rich.' I made you rich... ten years ago. You were rich. Now you're not. You used the indicative mood 'was.' If you wanted it to become true now in the present, you should have used the subjunctive mood 'were.'"

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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