- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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