- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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