What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Buzi vagy!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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