Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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