A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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i'm not gay

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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knock knock go away

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Guess what? Bananas

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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