What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Chuck Norris

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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karn chevalier

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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i had sex.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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