Women's Rights Movement

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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