Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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WNBA

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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