what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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