What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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