Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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