What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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