a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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