Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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One, two, three, four and five

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

want to no whats funny what your mom

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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