Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Dumbledore dies.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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the cow goes moo

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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women's rights

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p lkl

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