- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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