Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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