Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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shut up iggy

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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black people

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penis

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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