whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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NEVER

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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I love you

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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