Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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