3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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