How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Cleveland winning something

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

A American seeking into mexico

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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