- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Hi Jacob You cool

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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