- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

Surprise mother father (A+)

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Jews.

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

are u black unlucky

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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