9/11/2001

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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