Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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I am really good at math debating

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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