- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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