A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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