Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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you will like this because i am black.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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