2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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youre gay

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Your Mother

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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