Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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The Labour Party.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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