(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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