Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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u jelly?

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Justin's life

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