What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Cancer.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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your mum

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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