What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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