How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Anti Joke

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