What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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The Morman Religion.

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