What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Don't rape me!

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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cats are pussies

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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