Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Jews...

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Anti Joke

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