- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

outside your comfort zone

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How come anti jokes r funny

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Hi Adam,

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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