Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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