your mom was so fat that she died.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Anti Joke

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