What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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