An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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