what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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women's rights

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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falling didnt make the difference

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