i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Your mother is a man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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