What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Hitler is my role model

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