Stephen Hawking

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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penis

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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