- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Women's rights.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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