What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

knock knock who's there? hope

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

Stephen Hawking

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

penis

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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