- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

A American seeking into mexico

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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