the sky is green no it is not

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Jews

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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How old are you? 20

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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poop.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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