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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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why girl die cancer

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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