How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Men's rights

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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u suck

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Anti Joke

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