Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Urban ghettos

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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