Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Poo LOL

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The Labour Party.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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