What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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ur mum

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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