Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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newt gingrich

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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I agree

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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