What do people say? words.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Church.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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