your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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womens rights.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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