read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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neil patrick harris

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Anti Joke

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