My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Half life 3 confirmed

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Anti Joke

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