- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Are you Drew?

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

field day?

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??