What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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raping black women

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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