What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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