Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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