why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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