Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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