a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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