A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What comes after "Q" R

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Don't rape me!

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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