a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Anti Joke

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