A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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penis

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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You were born.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

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