what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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George Bush.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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fack me!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Your mom.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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