On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Nah

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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