A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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