What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Wenis Penis

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Anti Joke

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