Don't think of granny porn

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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peter charastabopouloulous

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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TIMMAH!

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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if you don't like this you're gay

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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