Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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