Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

This is my favorite antijoke.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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