what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Justin Bieber.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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