Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Democracy.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Anti Joke

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