- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

milly, milly, milly, cat

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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