How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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<=3 penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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