Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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one day i went to bed

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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haha

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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