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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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