Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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