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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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