Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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