Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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like if your cool

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How old is your mom Dead

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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