A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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ure mama's so fat

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Your big dick.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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