Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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