your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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this girl died

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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