What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

President Donald Trump

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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