- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

Life

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

I went to work today....

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

This is sparta No this is patrick

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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