R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Your mother is a man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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