Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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What do I hate? people

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Stephen Hawking

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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