Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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