What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Anti Joke

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