Your mom.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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This is an anti- joke

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Cripples are lame.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Anti Joke

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