What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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