Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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