Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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