THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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