How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Anti Joke

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