What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Joe Biden

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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zx

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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black chicken. kfc

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Chris is hairy

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Blacks

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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