- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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