What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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