why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Santa isn't real

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black people. that is all...

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black

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Well educated black man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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