When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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You just won the game...

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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