Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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No it doesnt..

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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civil rights

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