Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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penis

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Left. That one direction...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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4/20.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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