- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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