What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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