What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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The Labour Party.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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