Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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kcuf read it backwards

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Woman's rights.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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