Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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