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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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