A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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your face.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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