What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Where's my tractor?

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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