why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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I am Skaldak!

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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