Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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knock knock come in !

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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