Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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A hayride would be fun.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Anti Joke

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