What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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