Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Robin, get in the car.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Hashtag

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Dallas Cowboys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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