An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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why was the boy sad? because.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What just hit my face? The floor

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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