How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Urban ghettos

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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