Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why can't jokes spit?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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