You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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