a show horse jumps over a bar

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

Dallas Cowboys

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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