I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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no u

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punchline below punchline above

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Comedy.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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womens rights

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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