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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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