Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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The truth is he loves her!!

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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